George Washington Lives in South Dakota

Christina asks me the other day, "Do you know who George Washington is?"

"Yes. He was the first president of the U.S."

"Well, he lives in South Dakota. Can we go see him sometime? Here's a map."

She hands me a picture of a colored rectangle, a line going from the rectangle up, then it goes to the right to another rectangle. She might be a little confused when she sees that "he" is a mountain, and not a person. At the least the map was generally accurate!